Royal Shopaholic Gifts

Killer Executive Suits.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

'She's so put together!'

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

New Shoes.

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

Mister Pretty Shoes

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

Kensington Fluffies

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

'These are called, 'Diet Pants.' They'll never fit, but you'll burn 250 calories trying to get into them.'

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

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