Cartoonist's Friend Gifts

'CAPTAAAIN! ENGINES!'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

Can You Spot the Differences?

"We only got six days of funding."

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Trump pardons

Claus 2.0

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

Shampoo.

Where Indian ink came from.

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

CIA report

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

Barbeque Casualty.

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

Glance Exchange

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

'Yak, yak, yak.'

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"