Cartoonist At Heart Gifts

"When we were young we didn't have those fancy toys. We had to develop our imaginations."

'Okay, buddy, where's the fire?'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"We know you boosted that milk truck!" "Admit it or we'll take a bite outta you!"

What? No, really, I'm just taking notes.

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

You say your hand puppet is a philosopher? Yeah, "Sock-ra-tes."

"It's a rat hole, I warned you that you would have to share."

'Look, Dad! It's a masked, super hero.'

Mrs Miggins wept as the vet began to put her cat down - vet calling the cat names.

'Yak, yak, yak.'

Exciting potato bugs.

'Guess what, I got a job tallying bananas.'

"Hey, Mister, can we have our hairball back?"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

Occu-Pie Mars

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Torturing the English Language

"We only got six days of funding."

Can You Spot the Differences?

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Claus 2.0

Trump pardons

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Where Indian ink came from.

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

Shampoo.

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."