Cartoon Watching Gifts

'You'll be happy to know I'll be moving out of your closet as soon as there's a vacancy under your bed.'

At the Goldilocks Air Conditioning Emporium units are labeled: 'Too Big,' 'Too Small,' and 'Just Right.'

Smoker with burning oxygen tank like a cigarette.

'Postgrad Pat.'

'He snores.'

Wait a second, that's a toy gun. I'm only authorized to give you monopoly money.

Rabbit.

Wordilly Durdillies - Many athletes fail dopey tests!

Hey diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow finally landed on the moon.

'It's for you.'

'You've gone soft Frank!'

"Because the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the Pooh."

To Access Cartoon Content....

"Already sold your soul to the company? Listen, I'll have my people talk to their people."

"Hey, man -- Could you let us know when the cat's away?"

"I think I've reached puberty Dad: My laugh is starting to be really deep!"

"Don't worry kids. It's just a movie."

"Give me back my scarf and hat!"

'Who the heck has parted the Red Sea?!'

'Tastes like rubber chicken.'

The unsuspecting.

Grim Reaper Waits For Hospital Visitor Hours

'To be honest, Bo Peep only lost us for about fifteen minutes, but never let the truth get in the way of a good story...'

"She wants the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth."

"A jailbreak through the sewer? You're crazy, Murray!"

'If I slung that much mud, I'd be in the tub for a week.'

"Let's face it, Heather...our moon-jumping days are over."

"Sorry pal, but at least we're not being blamed." (pig, bird, and mosquito talking to a bat about virus blame)

"I don't get it. We work hard all day and look at this slug."

"I told you you were following the wrong current, but no, you didn't listen!"

Snowman Sharing Pinocchio

"Every Easter I have to wear this ridiculous costume..."

Trash man getting close to underground monster.

"I'm no shrink, but it sounds like you have some unresolved issues with Lucy."

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"