Cartoon Viewer Gifts

"Oh, look. Here comes the winner of the miniature Marmaduke look-alike contest!"

"We can do this the hard way, or we can do this the easy peasy lemon squeezy way."

'And what about you cowardly lion, have you seen my little Toto...?'

'Oh,yeah? Well, I bet I've had a worse day than you!!'

British savings accounts

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

'Ahhh...'

Seagiraffes

'I told you it would be useful.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Torturing the English Language

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Cariactures

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'Cannonball!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Lactose Intolerant

Giraffe Umbrella

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."