Cartoon Viewer Gifts

"Oh, look. Here comes the winner of the miniature Marmaduke look-alike contest!"

"We can do this the hard way, or we can do this the easy peasy lemon squeezy way."

'And what about you cowardly lion, have you seen my little Toto...?'

'Oh,yeah? Well, I bet I've had a worse day than you!!'

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

British savings accounts

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

'Ahhh...'

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

'I told you it would be useful.'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Seagiraffes

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Cariactures

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

'Cannonball!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Giraffe Umbrella

Lactose Intolerant

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"