Cartoon Watcher Gifts

South Pork

Wonderland Boxing Night. Humpty Dumpty vs. Mr. Potato Head. Great! I love a good food fight!

'I do, providing I get equal time with the TV remote.'

'The problem with his fancy air-conditioned car is that I can't stick my head out of the window anymore...'

Kid trying to reach the 'on' button on the television.

Proof the Chicken Came Well Before the Egg.

"The one with the basket. He stole our eggs."

British savings accounts

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'Ahhh...'

Seagiraffes

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

Torturing the English Language

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'I told you it would be useful.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Cariactures

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

'Cannonball!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Ancient Landmarks of New York City