Cartoon Follower Gifts

Mea Maxima Cuppa

I've always been aware of the fact that this place is known for its soup, but now that I've tried it, I can see why Newark Magazine gave it five flies.

'It's bad enough you're an addict, but to catnip?'

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

"You want those fries large, super size or weaponized?"

British savings accounts

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

'I told you it would be useful.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Seagiraffes

'Ahhh...'

Torturing the English Language

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Cariactures

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

'Cannonball!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Giraffe Umbrella

Lactose Intolerant

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."