Comic Strip Follower Gifts

Support group for sheep.

What's your question for Ask Sadie? Should I invest in crypto? Only if you're a nincompoop who can't tell the difference between fantasy and reality. Besides I was always more partial to Comet the Horse, Streaky the Cat and Beppo the Monkey. Krypto was the most unimaginative pet Superman ever had!!! What? What?

Prisoner with tally marks in his newspaper.

Spaceship doubling as a cauldron.

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

'Ok applicants, it's a simple procedure. heads means that Mr. Gurkenman doesn't get the job, tails means that Mrs. Elly does.'

Grace For Flies

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

They're Not Just That Into It

Batman at the Maternity Ward

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

Fly Football

Assault 'n' Vinegar

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Fish hunting for men.

Iliadette.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

The prying mantis,