Comic Strip Follower Prints

Support group for sheep.

Prisoner with tally marks in his newspaper.

Spaceship doubling as a cauldron.

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

'Ok applicants, it's a simple procedure. heads means that Mr. Gurkenman doesn't get the job, tails means that Mrs. Elly does.'

Grace For Flies

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Fly Football

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

Assault 'n' Vinegar

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Fish hunting for men.

Iliadette.

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

"Bless You."

X-ray Psychology.

The prying mantis,

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."