Comic Followers Gifts

"Hey, what do you know - a lefty."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Billy. The Kid.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Support group for sheep.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Early photobombing

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"I sometimes think you're the only one who listens to me."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

The Salmon Run

Atomic Bear: Part 22

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

Atomic Bear: Part 21

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Suffering from Cooties?

X-ray Psychology.