Cartoon Watcher Mugs

'I do, providing I get equal time with the TV remote.'

'The problem with his fancy air-conditioned car is that I can't stick my head out of the window anymore...'

Kid trying to reach the 'on' button on the television.

Proof the Chicken Came Well Before the Egg.

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

British savings accounts

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

Seagiraffes

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'I told you it would be useful.'

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

'Ahhh...'

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Cariactures

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'Cannonball!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Lactose Intolerant

Giraffe Umbrella

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'