Cartoon Watchers Mugs

"...And that's how to translate honey into money."

Hong Kong fluey

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

British savings accounts

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'I told you it would be useful.'

Seagiraffes

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Torturing the English Language

'Ahhh...'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Cariactures

'Cannonball!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Giraffe Umbrella

Lactose Intolerant

A caveman paints from life

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Reagacentennial