Cartoon Watching T-Shirts

'You'll be happy to know I'll be moving out of your closet as soon as there's a vacancy under your bed.'

At the Goldilocks Air Conditioning Emporium units are labeled: 'Too Big,' 'Too Small,' and 'Just Right.'

Smoker with burning oxygen tank like a cigarette.

Dennis',Peanuts'creators dead

'Postgrad Pat.'

'I can't believe the price at the pump.'

'He snores.'

Wait a second, that's a toy gun. I'm only authorized to give you monopoly money.

Rabbit.

Wordilly Durdillies - Many athletes fail dopey tests!

Hey diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow finally landed on the moon.

Serious Putty.

'It's for you.'

'You've gone soft Frank!'

In the balloon animal world, the porcupine is king.

"Because the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the Pooh."

To Access Cartoon Content....

"Already sold your soul to the company? Listen, I'll have my people talk to their people."

"Hey, man -- Could you let us know when the cat's away?"

"I think I've reached puberty Dad: My laugh is starting to be really deep!"

"Don't worry kids. It's just a movie."

"Give me back my scarf and hat!"

Buffett as the bogeyman.

'Who the heck has parted the Red Sea?!'

'Tastes like rubber chicken.'

The unsuspecting.

Grim Reaper Waits For Hospital Visitor Hours

'To be honest, Bo Peep only lost us for about fifteen minutes, but never let the truth get in the way of a good story...'

"She wants the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth."

"A jailbreak through the sewer? You're crazy, Murray!"

'If I slung that much mud, I'd be in the tub for a week.'

"Let's face it, Heather...our moon-jumping days are over."

"Your father used to brag about his belly button being an outie, too. Remember, boasting leads to roasting."

"Just pick out the one who ate your husband."

"Sorry pal, but at least we're not being blamed." (pig, bird, and mosquito talking to a bat about virus blame)