Cartoon Pet Battles Fan Gifts

"Remember, I've got the Dog Catcher on speed dial."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

Vet to owner about dog with bird at chest: 'I suspect heartworm.'

"You're back. Hold on … just give me a minute."

Dog Calenders.

"He's a Crocodoodle."

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

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"I don't think you fully thought out your escape plan!" "Meow..."

My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.

"Well, perhaps 'guilty' is too strong a word."

"We hear you have hair of the dog..."

"Charley horse! Charley horse! Charley horse! Charleee!!"

Even cows get the blahs....

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

Dog makes cats float with helium.

Rex uses food bowl as satellite dish.

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

Cat Chores

"Do you believe me now? Look at him — he poured my water bowl on your head, not me. He drew us. He controls everything!"

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

Cat cowboy says: 'That ain't no tumbleweed, it's a hairball.'

'Daddy,rusty's digging up the neighbour's back yard again!' (a dog digging a hole with an earth digger machine)/

Every Dog Has His Day

'Relax! When I said I was going out to select a bird, I meant the Thanksgiving turkey.'

'Best friend? I hardly know the man!'

"What kind of tea do you want - sleepytime, barkytime or buttsniffytime?"