Cartoon Pet Battles Fan Pillows

"Remember, I've got the Dog Catcher on speed dial."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

Vet to owner about dog with bird at chest: 'I suspect heartworm.'

"He's a Crocodoodle."

"You're back. Hold on … just give me a minute."

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

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"I don't think you fully thought out your escape plan!" "Meow..."

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.

"Well, perhaps 'guilty' is too strong a word."

"Charley horse! Charley horse! Charley horse! Charleee!!"

"We hear you have hair of the dog..."

Even cows get the blahs....

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

Cat Chores

Dog makes cats float with helium.

"Do you believe me now? Look at him — he poured my water bowl on your head, not me. He drew us. He controls everything!"

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

'Daddy,rusty's digging up the neighbour's back yard again!' (a dog digging a hole with an earth digger machine)/

Cat cowboy says: 'That ain't no tumbleweed, it's a hairball.'

Every Dog Has His Day

"You know, this is why we can't have nice things."

'Best friend? I hardly know the man!'

'Relax! When I said I was going out to select a bird, I meant the Thanksgiving turkey.'

"What kind of tea do you want - sleepytime, barkytime or buttsniffytime?"