Cartoon Lover With A Finance Twist Pillows

Social security cargo plane.

Jumping Wall Street.

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

The Decline of the Euro.

'Right you've got 30 minutes...start squeezing.'

'So much for the will! Now, before you start celebrating, I suggest you think about inheritance taxes, because, according to my calculations, you will be left with. . ."

"He was expecting a golden handshake."

'I'm balancing the books...you are out'

'It's a good living. They train you to do default swaps and you get paid in seals.'

"I have complete confidence that the company will overcome its debt load."

'I had to co-pay for the bagel.'

'Ask your doctor if investing in the market is right for you.'

Gravedigger

'Our revised plan is to inject live stem cells into the economy to make it grow.'

"Habits like insider-trading die hard with Mr. Bradby"

Javelin thrower Vs Mammoth.

'And now I would like to depart from my prepared text...'

'My attorney will explain why calling it a 'bear market' makes me a victim of profiling.'

"I wanted to pay my tax with a smile...but the inland revenue insisted I gave them cash."

The First $ I ever worshipped.

'You mean we're not bankrupt?'

'Joey, I'm taking you out of tobacco company stocks, and putting you into medical marijuana futures.'

'As a general rule of thumb, if your only assets are your frequent flyer miles, you don't need to create a trust for your children.'

'. . . It's not a bribe, it's a personalised stimulus package.'

"I won't be able to handle your account anymore, as it suddenly appears that you're a small investor.'

'There you go...we now keep our clients' money separate from our own.'

"Mr. Larabee says he won't negotiate with terrorists."

'No one trades more pork belly futures than Cogswell.'

'Leo, someday you'll thank me for your under-performing stocks, since money can't buy happiness.'

'I'm the laughing stock of congress. I was caught spending my own money.'

"Dang! I forgot my Ass. T.M card."

Merrill Lynch, Pierce, Fenner & Smith & Mick Jagger

Stockton in California files for bankruptcy.