Cartoon Lover With A Finance Twist Mugs

Social security cargo plane.

Jumping Wall Street.

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

The Decline of the Euro.

Bank Cuts Jobs. . . Employees in Need!

'Right you've got 30 minutes...start squeezing.'

'So much for the will! Now, before you start celebrating, I suggest you think about inheritance taxes, because, according to my calculations, you will be left with. . ."

"He was expecting a golden handshake."

'I'm balancing the books...you are out'

White Collar Imposter

'It's a good living. They train you to do default swaps and you get paid in seals.'

"I have complete confidence that the company will overcome its debt load."

'I had to co-pay for the bagel.'

'Ask your doctor if investing in the market is right for you.'

Wal-Mart Bank of Canada.

Gravedigger

'Our revised plan is to inject live stem cells into the economy to make it grow.'

Javelin thrower Vs Mammoth.

"Habits like insider-trading die hard with Mr. Bradby"

'And now I would like to depart from my prepared text...'

'My attorney will explain why calling it a 'bear market' makes me a victim of profiling.'

"I wanted to pay my tax with a smile...but the inland revenue insisted I gave them cash."

'Joey, I'm taking you out of tobacco company stocks, and putting you into medical marijuana futures.'

'You mean we're not bankrupt?'

The First $ I ever worshipped.

'. . . It's not a bribe, it's a personalised stimulus package.'

'As a general rule of thumb, if your only assets are your frequent flyer miles, you don't need to create a trust for your children.'

"I won't be able to handle your account anymore, as it suddenly appears that you're a small investor.'

'There you go...we now keep our clients' money separate from our own.'

"Mr. Larabee says he won't negotiate with terrorists."

"Dang! I forgot my Ass. T.M card."

'Leo, someday you'll thank me for your under-performing stocks, since money can't buy happiness.'

'No one trades more pork belly futures than Cogswell.'

'I'm the laughing stock of congress. I was caught spending my own money.'

Merrill Lynch, Pierce, Fenner & Smith & Mick Jagger