Finance Comic Enthusiast Mugs

"Habits like insider-trading die hard with Mr. Bradby"

'Now that I have your attention...'

British savings accounts

Loan Alley

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

Jumping Wall Street.

'Now let's proceed downstairs and see where our stock shares presently sits,'

Out of control

Yes, they are all dependants."

'What do you mean, the chart resembles an iceberg?'

"At least we're consistent ... "

'Our fund lost millions, but the good news is our management fees are not based on performance.'

'Sorry, folks! The CEO and Board of Directors didn't show up.'

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

The Decline of the Euro.

"I'd like these invested in an aggressive mutual fund."

Bank notes coming out of a safe.

"Sure, it may be great for us, but it's hell on the markets."

'Due to current market conditions, I'm recommending that my clients invest heavily into pain medication companies.'

'Money, that's what seperates us from the apes.'

'We stopped to smell the darn roses here!'

Ireland and its Celtic Tiger request some donations

Inflation is a national headache. . . caused by asset indigestion!

"I see you have the latest in accounting software."

"How much do I need? How much you got?"

"We must do something about the bloated, fat cat image bankers have a acquired...I think I'll settle for a bigger chair!"

'The market dropped on the news some IRS refund checks said 'do not cash until next Friday'.'

Black hole-in-the-wall at Jodrell Bank

"I'm afraid with your income I couldn't possibly approve a loan of that size. Would you like a list of our approved loan sharks?"

Budget Cuts

The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!

"Any questions?" (Company's down the toilet.)