Financial Comic Lover Mugs

'Now that I have your attention...'

'The check is in the email attachment.'

Loan Alley

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Jumping Wall Street.

'A temporary solution would be to white out this part of the chart.'

'Eureka! I found the gene that causes people to sell low and buy high!'

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

In case of falling markets break glass.

"I'd like these invested in an aggressive mutual fund."

"Sure, it may be great for us, but it's hell on the markets."

Federal Guidelines

'Money, that's what seperates us from the apes.'

'We don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's a tax deduction.'

"Any questions?" (Company's down the toilet.)

Black hole-in-the-wall at Jodrell Bank

'Greece is up for auction on eBay - and there's no bidders.'

"At least we no longer have the pressure of handling so much money."

'Right you've got 30 minutes...start squeezing.'

'You won't feel a thing. We make a small incision in your wallet and...'

Department of Unrealistic Dividend Earnings: 'We realize it is an unnecessary department but the acronym was just too cool to shut it down.'

"He was expecting a golden handshake."

Home 'Submerged' Home! (Home value less than mortgage).

Caution: Falling Businessmen - A Sign of the Times

'Can I help? You bet your bottom dollar I can.'

Friendly banks and Cold and aloof banks.

'Hector owes us money ...'

Credit card campaign ad

"We've made such good progress with your stress management levels, that I feel able to risk a small setback."