Financial Comic Lover Prints

Wal-Mart Bank of Canada.

'Now that I have your attention...'

'The check is in the email attachment.'

Loan Alley

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

Jumping Wall Street.

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

'A temporary solution would be to white out this part of the chart.'

'Eureka! I found the gene that causes people to sell low and buy high!'

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

In case of falling markets break glass.

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

"I'd like these invested in an aggressive mutual fund."

"Sure, it may be great for us, but it's hell on the markets."

'Money, that's what seperates us from the apes.'

Federal Guidelines

Black hole-in-the-wall at Jodrell Bank

News and Magazines. Record Debt. Dollar Down. How can the dollar be weak when we've been giving it such a good workout?

"Any questions?" (Company's down the toilet.)

Bank Cuts Jobs. . . Employees in Need!

"At least we no longer have the pressure of handling so much money."

'Greece is up for auction on eBay - and there's no bidders.'

'We don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's a tax deduction.'

'Right you've got 30 minutes...start squeezing.'

'You won't feel a thing. We make a small incision in your wallet and...'

Department of Unrealistic Dividend Earnings: 'We realize it is an unnecessary department but the acronym was just too cool to shut it down.'

"He was expecting a golden handshake."

'Can I help? You bet your bottom dollar I can.'

Caution: Falling Businessmen - A Sign of the Times

Home 'Submerged' Home! (Home value less than mortgage).

'Hector owes us money ...'

Credit card campaign ad

IRS. That was a rough audit. They disallowed all of my deductions! You can't claim all these people as dependents ... The business expenses are not correct ... and the charitable contributions don't meet guidelines. You're shredding my return with that?! Wow! Ut was The Taxes Chainsaw Massacre!

"We've made such good progress with your stress management levels, that I feel able to risk a small setback."