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"Habits like insider-trading die hard with Mr. Bradby"

'Now that I have your attention...'

British savings accounts

Loan Alley

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

Jumping Wall Street.

'Now let's proceed downstairs and see where our stock shares presently sits,'

"At least we're consistent ... "

Yes, they are all dependants."

'What do you mean, the chart resembles an iceberg?'

Out of control

'Our fund lost millions, but the good news is our management fees are not based on performance.'

'Sorry, folks! The CEO and Board of Directors didn't show up.'

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

"I'd like these invested in an aggressive mutual fund."

Bank notes coming out of a safe.

The Decline of the Euro.

"Sure, it may be great for us, but it's hell on the markets."

'Due to current market conditions, I'm recommending that my clients invest heavily into pain medication companies.'

Ireland and its Celtic Tiger request some donations

'We stopped to smell the darn roses here!'

'Money, that's what seperates us from the apes.'

News and Magazines. Record Debt. Dollar Down. How can the dollar be weak when we've been giving it such a good workout?

Black hole-in-the-wall at Jodrell Bank

"Any questions?" (Company's down the toilet.)

"I'm afraid with your income I couldn't possibly approve a loan of that size. Would you like a list of our approved loan sharks?"

Budget Cuts

The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!

"How much do I need? How much you got?"

'The market dropped on the news some IRS refund checks said 'do not cash until next Friday'.'

"We must do something about the bloated, fat cat image bankers have a acquired...I think I'll settle for a bigger chair!"

"I see you have the latest in accounting software."

Inflation is a national headache. . . caused by asset indigestion!