Cartoon Humor Readers Gifts

"You're lucky. Your mom only makes you wear a sleeve on cold days."

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Billy. The Kid.

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

X-ray Psychology.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

The Salmon Run

'Perkins, we're getting rid of some of the dead wood around here.'

Fish snorkling above water.

wattle covers

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

"My doctor said I'm not getting any younger. I'd like a second opinion."

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

"I'm excited to get fixed at the vet, had no idea I was broken."

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

Mou...Man trap!

'Says here you can tear phonebooks in half? Well, security could use a man like you in our shredding department!'