Cartoon Humor Readers Gifts

"You're lucky. Your mom only makes you wear a sleeve on cold days."

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Billy. The Kid.

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

X-ray Psychology.

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

Why can't you just chew the squeaker out like normal dogs?

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

The Salmon Run

'See? The idiots put my danged knee replacement in backward!'

'Perkins, we're getting rid of some of the dead wood around here.'

Fish snorkling above water.

wattle covers

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

I told you we were late!

"My doctor said I'm not getting any younger. I'd like a second opinion."

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

"I'm excited to get fixed at the vet, had no idea I was broken."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

Easter Candy Island.

Mou...Man trap!

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

'Says here you can tear phonebooks in half? Well, security could use a man like you in our shredding department!'

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!