Cartoon Crime Gifts

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Houston, we have a problem."

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

Mea Maxima Cuppa

Sloth 10K.

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

Land of the Average Sized Cows!

Robber on treadmill

"John and Sidney work in human relations."

Vaccines vs Variants

"He followed me home, can I keep him?"

"It was a difficult delivery."

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

"You think it's tough down there?"

Hello, Susie, it's R