Cartoon Crime Gifts

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"Houston, we have a problem."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

Mea Maxima Cuppa

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

Land of the Average Sized Cows!

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

Vaccines vs Variants

"John and Sidney work in human relations."

"He followed me home, can I keep him?"

"It was a difficult delivery."

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

"You think it's tough down there?"

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

Neurotics in the tropics