Cartoon Caveman Buff Gifts

"Say - MacDonald there has a good idea."

The first car accident.

Ancient Racing

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

A prehistoric football match.

The First Domesticated Dog: "Can you compete with a free life time supply of tummy rubs? . . . Well?. . . Yeah, I didn't think so."

Hyenas as Pets

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

"Right, I think I'll call it fire, now I just need to work out how to monetise it

Oog is an expert at throwing stones at things - he's a "rock-it" scientist.

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

'Take me to your leader Earthworm.'

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

'Ogg's quite the visionary.'

'Oh no a speed camera.'

Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham'

The first animation.

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

Evil Villain.

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

"Let's just binge watch this."

"All of my visitors have to wear that get up. Apparently my humour is very infectious."

I think I need new glasses. I swear I just saw a tiny man jump off your bridge.

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

"Slow down Mormph!....and for Zog's sake, eyes straight, hands at and 2 and for the love Zog...stay away from the sun!"

Stoneage Anachronism...

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

'Now that we can talk, let me give you some advice....'

Early House Hunting.

"O.K., we get it-big and dangerous."

'Is the fire included?'

"Central heat. Pretty posh."

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...