Carrot Juice Aficionado Gifts

'First, I want you to cut back on the carrot juice.'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

Snowman

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

Rude Snowpeople

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

'I've been to better motivational seminars.'

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

'We hoped you'd respond more enthusiastically to our incentive program.'

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."

"Stop playing dumb, young man. I wasn't pulled out of a hat yesterday."

'Mr McGregor's growing genetically modified carrots!'

A Magician pulls a rabbit out of his hat while behind him a clown pulls a carrot out of his.

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

'I could have had a V-8!'

"Eat lots of carrots."

Don't you like it, Dad?

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

Cow asks the horse for the carrot.

No Carrot Sign (like the old 'no radio' signs).

"Would you look at the carrot on that guy!"

'Is that shredded carrots on the front of your jacket?'