Carrot Juice Aficionado T-Shirts

'First, I want you to cut back on the carrot juice.'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

Snowman

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

Rude Snowpeople

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

'You're going to be in heaven. Cindy makes the most amazing carrot cakes!'

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

"So, it's agreed - we lay off the stick and hit them hard with the carrot."

'I've been to better motivational seminars.'

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

'We hoped you'd respond more enthusiastically to our incentive program.'

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

'I could have had a V-8!'

"Stop playing dumb, young man. I wasn't pulled out of a hat yesterday."

A Magician pulls a rabbit out of his hat while behind him a clown pulls a carrot out of his.

Knowing that a typical carrot cake is loaded with fat and calories, Doris whipped up her on, much healthier recipe from scratch.

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."

'Mr McGregor's growing genetically modified carrots!'

"Eat lots of carrots."

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

Cow asks the horse for the carrot.

Don't you like it, Dad?

No Carrot Sign (like the old 'no radio' signs).

"Would you look at the carrot on that guy!"

'Is that shredded carrots on the front of your jacket?'