Carrot Cake Contemplator Gifts

'Don't mention carrot cake. He had a bad experience.'

Snowman

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

Rude Snowpeople

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

'You're going to be in heaven. Cindy makes the most amazing carrot cakes!'

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

"So, it's agreed - we lay off the stick and hit them hard with the carrot."

'I've been to better motivational seminars.'

"Honey, close the fridge door while you're thinking!"

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

'We hoped you'd respond more enthusiastically to our incentive program.'

"Helen, is it just the accountant in me, or am I sensing a tone of wistful melancholy and a bittersweet acceptance of the unfathomable mysteries of corporate life in those numbers?"

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

'Mr McGregor's growing genetically modified carrots!'

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."

"Stop playing dumb, young man. I wasn't pulled out of a hat yesterday."

Knowing that a typical carrot cake is loaded with fat and calories, Doris whipped up her on, much healthier recipe from scratch.

'We cut it into teensy-weensy squares.'

'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.'

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

"Eat lots of carrots."

Cow asks the horse for the carrot.

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

No Carrot Sign (like the old 'no radio' signs).

"Would you look at the carrot on that guy!"

'Is that shredded carrots on the front of your jacket?'

'My mom said eating carrots would help my eyesight, but she never mentioned other side effects.'

Carrot on a stick incentive - dog and human.

We've been working on them in the wind tunnel...

"No, it's a single ingredient - baby carrots."