Fruit Contemplator Gifts

Fruit. When you think about it, seedless grapes are kind of sad.

"Just be yourself."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Apple Pie Abduction

Banana Split Personality

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Peach flirting with a banana.

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'

William Tell

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

The Anti-Materialist

"Mom says I'm a super fruit."

Banana Smoothie

Lovers dressed as pears

Produce Market. Lots of things are going on with the produce. The tomatoes, as usual, are having a fruit or veggie identity crisis. Though it makes no sense, the apples and oranges are constantly comparing themselves to one another. The plums are happy. Any assignment or position that comes their way is always the best. That potatoes want couches, of course. And the bananas think they should run the market government. Sure, a banana republic!

'Nana!'

'I will now read the results of my experiments in fruit genetics. . .'

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

"So Bob, how is "an apple a day keeps the doctor away" working out for you?"

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

'We cut it into teensy-weensy squares.'

"I'm sorry, your grapefruit subscription ran out and I forgot to renew it."

'Are they fresh?'

'It's so nice to see Lance and Darlene back together again - they make such a lovely pear.'

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 4)

'Is it organic?'

Young bananas talking to each other as adult banana gives them cookies: 'I have the best Nana.'

'We're both dyslexic.'

Agricultural Research Lab. I've developed a new variety that's one-third larger -- What should I call it? The 'bananana".

'Dad, tell me again what life's about.'