Cake Contemplator Gifts

"Birthdays are like life... The more you have, the more enlightened you become."

Carb free support group: 'Oh boy! I can have my cake and not eat it, too!'

Happy Stir up Sunday!!

"Call Ernie! He's the dealmaker! Did you hear? Ernie closed the deal. . ."

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

A heart shaped cake

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

Tension filled the tent.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Bermuda Triangles

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

Can I give you a slice of the action?

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

Layer cake

'I always cry at weddings!'

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Thou Shalt Not!

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

"It's called geometry, Mum."

Happy Birthday to you.

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Cake Friday!

Make your resolutions achievable.

Time for Tea!

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

I made you a cake!

'It's all homemade.'

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

"Gee, I never saw that coming."