Carrot Cake Contemplator T-Shirts

'Don't mention carrot cake. He had a bad experience.'

Snowman

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

Rude Snowpeople

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

'I've been to better motivational seminars.'

"Honey, close the fridge door while you're thinking!"

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

'We hoped you'd respond more enthusiastically to our incentive program.'

"Helen, is it just the accountant in me, or am I sensing a tone of wistful melancholy and a bittersweet acceptance of the unfathomable mysteries of corporate life in those numbers?"

"Stop playing dumb, young man. I wasn't pulled out of a hat yesterday."

'Mr McGregor's growing genetically modified carrots!'

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."

'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.'

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

'We cut it into teensy-weensy squares.'

"Eat lots of carrots."

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

Cow asks the horse for the carrot.

No Carrot Sign (like the old 'no radio' signs).

"Would you look at the carrot on that guy!"

'Is that shredded carrots on the front of your jacket?'

Carrot on a stick incentive - dog and human.

We've been working on them in the wind tunnel...

"No, it's a single ingredient - baby carrots."