Carpet Cleaner's Conundrum Gifts

Looking for a gift for the creatively inclined carpet cleaner? Our collection combines humor and personality, making everyday chores a bit more fun. Browse our range of products designed to celebrate their unique interest in cleaning with a clever twist.

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'They call me Spot because I leak on carpets.'

'They call me Spot because I leak on carpets.' mockup

'They call me Spot because I leak on carpets.'

from $19.00

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus! mockup

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

from $19.00

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?' mockup

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

from $19.00

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!' mockup

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

from $19.00

"I miss the Augean stables."

from $19.00

"The good news is...you've one less window to wash."

"The good news is...you've one less window to wash." mockup

"The good news is...you've one less window to wash."

from $19.00

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar." mockup

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

from $19.00

"Thank God you're home. Someone crapped on the carpet again."

"Thank God you're home. Someone crapped on the carpet again." mockup

"Thank God you're home. Someone crapped on the carpet again."

from $19.00

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner. mockup

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

from $19.00

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners) mockup

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

from $19.00

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.' mockup

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

from $19.00

"That one killed my manservant, it fell on his head while he was vacuuming the carpet."

"That one killed my manservant, it fell on his head while he was vacuuming the carpet." mockup

"That one killed my manservant, it fell on his head while he was vacuuming the carpet."

from $19.00

'Well, it WAS a pretty coffee table until Dave spilled coffee on it!'

'Well, it WAS a pretty coffee table until Dave spilled coffee on it!' mockup

'Well, it WAS a pretty coffee table until Dave spilled coffee on it!'

from $19.00

'Only the high-traffic path needs cleaning - from the couch to the bar.'

'Only the high-traffic path needs cleaning - from the couch to the bar.' mockup

'Only the high-traffic path needs cleaning - from the couch to the bar.'

from $19.00

'I'd like to come over, but Mom cleaned my room and it's going to take me all day to put it right again.'

'I'd like to come over, but Mom cleaned my room and it's going to take me all day to put it right again.' mockup

'I'd like to come over, but Mom cleaned my room and it's going to take me all day to put it right again.'

from $19.00

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.' mockup

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

from $19.00

Carpet cleaner.

from $19.00

"We really need to have our rugs vacuumed professionally one of these days."

"We really need to have our rugs vacuumed professionally one of these days." mockup

"We really need to have our rugs vacuumed professionally one of these days."

from $19.00

'No spring cleaning for me: I get a cleaner to come over in winter while we're asleep...'

'No spring cleaning for me: I get a cleaner to come over in winter while we're asleep...' mockup

'No spring cleaning for me: I get a cleaner to come over in winter while we're asleep...'

from $19.00

"Baldo, I finally got that stain out of your favorite shirt! Of course, I had to use my scissors."

"Baldo, I finally got that stain out of your favorite shirt! Of course, I had to use my scissors." mockup

"Baldo, I finally got that stain out of your favorite shirt! Of course, I had to use my scissors."

from $19.00

Corporate Ladder.

from $19.00

'I can't take anymore, Gladys - I'm asking for a transfer to pottery !'

'I can't take anymore, Gladys - I'm asking for a transfer to pottery !' mockup

'I can't take anymore, Gladys - I'm asking for a transfer to pottery !'

from $19.00

'I won't bother you, Mr. Gridley... I just wanted to see how it would feel to walk barefoot on your plush carpeting...'

'I won't bother you, Mr. Gridley... I just wanted to see how it would feel to walk barefoot on your plush carpeting...' mockup

'I won't bother you, Mr. Gridley... I just wanted to see how it would feel to walk barefoot on your plush carpeting...'

from $19.00

'I am sorry about this vicar, but my wife has just had new carpets fitted.'

'I am sorry about this vicar, but my wife has just had new carpets fitted.' mockup

'I am sorry about this vicar, but my wife has just had new carpets fitted.'

from $19.00

"Ok, you wash, you dry...."

from $19.00

"We had an expert restore all the original shag carpeting."

"We had an expert restore all the original shag carpeting." mockup

"We had an expert restore all the original shag carpeting."

from $19.00

A woman's work is never done.

from $19.00

'...it's probably blood on the boardroom carpet.'

'...it's probably blood on the boardroom carpet.' mockup

'...it's probably blood on the boardroom carpet.'

from $19.00

Carpet cleaning

from $19.00

'Wall-to-wall carpets go on the floor, not on the walls.'

'Wall-to-wall carpets go on the floor, not on the walls.' mockup

'Wall-to-wall carpets go on the floor, not on the walls.'

from $19.00

Lord of the Rungs: Window Cleaner mockup

Lord of the Rungs: Window Cleaner

from $19.00

'Ah, you must be the cleaner. I'm the dirtier.'

'Ah, you must be the cleaner. I'm the dirtier.' mockup

'Ah, you must be the cleaner. I'm the dirtier.'

from $19.00

'You knew I was an amphibian when you married me!'

'You knew I was an amphibian when you married me!' mockup

'You knew I was an amphibian when you married me!'

from $19.00

Carpet Cleaner's Conundrum Gifts Collection

Carpet Cleaner's Conundrum Mugs

Looking for more humorous and creative mugs for the carpet cleaner in your life? Explore our range of witty, fun designs perfect for their daily coffee ritual.

Carpet Cleaner's Conundrum Pillows

Explore our collection of playful pillows that add personality and humor to their home or cleaning space.

Carpet Cleaner's Conundrum Prints

Find more creative and humorous prints that showcase their passion for carpet cleaning in a fun and artistic way.

Carpet Cleaner's Conundrum T-Shirts

Discover more quirky t-shirts that celebrate their love for cleaning with humor. Perfect for casual days or fun-infused workwear.