Carpet Cleaner's Conundrum Pillows

'They call me Spot because I leak on carpets.'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

"I miss the Augean stables."

"The good news is...you've one less window to wash."

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

"Thank God you're home. Someone crapped on the carpet again."

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

"That one killed my manservant, it fell on his head while he was vacuuming the carpet."

'Well, it WAS a pretty coffee table until Dave spilled coffee on it!'

'Only the high-traffic path needs cleaning - from the couch to the bar.'

'I'd like to come over, but Mom cleaned my room and it's going to take me all day to put it right again.'

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

Carpet cleaner.

"We really need to have our rugs vacuumed professionally one of these days."

'No spring cleaning for me: I get a cleaner to come over in winter while we're asleep...'

"Baldo, I finally got that stain out of your favorite shirt! Of course, I had to use my scissors."

Corporate Ladder.

'I can't take anymore, Gladys - I'm asking for a transfer to pottery !'

'I won't bother you, Mr. Gridley... I just wanted to see how it would feel to walk barefoot on your plush carpeting...'

'I am sorry about this vicar, but my wife has just had new carpets fitted.'

"Ok, you wash, you dry...."

"We had an expert restore all the original shag carpeting."

A woman's work is never done.

'...it's probably blood on the boardroom carpet.'

Carpet cleaning

'Wall-to-wall carpets go on the floor, not on the walls.'

Lord of the Rungs: Window Cleaner

'Ah, you must be the cleaner. I'm the dirtier.'

'You knew I was an amphibian when you married me!'