Carpet Cleaner Pillows

'...it's probably blood on the boardroom carpet.'

Make it look like an accident. Carpet cleaners.

'Only the high-traffic path needs cleaning - from the couch to the bar.'

"We really need to have our rugs vacuumed professionally one of these days."

"Thank God you're home. Someone crapped on the carpet again."

'My husband earned $50,000 last year stomping grapes, but it all went for carpet cleaning.'

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

"That one killed my manservant, it fell on his head while he was vacuuming the carpet."

Domestic Superheroes!!

Biofelineism

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

"I don't do windows."

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

Bathroom Fairy

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

"Not guilty?"

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

The household cavalry

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

TV and cleaner

'You only said to bring home a feather duster. You never said what kind.'

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

Dust Bunny

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

'How should I know how things are at home, I moved into the pub a month ago.'

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe