Carpet Saver Pillows

"We've trained him to 'go on command.' Currently, the command is, 'Ralph-Grab the Dog Before He Goes On The Carpet!'"

The Environmentalist

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

'Yeah, well, my dad's greener than your dad!'

Dermatology: Journal of Itchcraft.

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

'For sheer elegance you can't beat the black hole entropy formula.'

Murphy bed...Murphy.

Climate Crisis

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

Cash Rebate

"One reference to 'Spaceship Earth' and I'm out of here."

The Finger.

Shepherd

'Faster Mr. Barlow, the lights keep going dim!'

G20 - what now?

Climb to the moon on a tower of waste.

Squeezing the World.

The World as a Piggy Bank

'What do you mean you though I paid the electricity bill!'

A=Gets the job done (efficient) B=Wasteful if spent (flashy) Available resources

"I think our solar panels are drawing in too much energy. I just plugged in my hair dryer, and I swear the sun dimmed."

Ecology

Pathology.

Shock Absorber and Environmental Ideas that Failed: Recycled Springs from Box Spring Mattresses.

'No sooner had I gotten over religious guilt when I developed eco-guilt.'

'I'm singin' in the rain, what a glorious geelin', I'm happy again...'

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."