Carp Catcher T-Shirts

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

"About time they did something about the rats!"

"Did Yogi Berra ever say anything besides 'It ain't over till it's over'?"

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

Balk? Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk!

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

Humane Mouse Trap "It doesn't kill them,. It just makes them feel really guilty about inconveniencing you."

"I'm over here, dummy!"

'Hang in there for a few more minutes! It's looking good! Almost got it!'

"Idiot! I signaled for a sinker!"

"Hey, Federson. Did you hear that someone around here has been stealing everybody's ideas?"

'Tighten the drag, Billy! Don't lose him! He's a keeper!'

'Psst - my wife works part time for the IRS!'

Shows Bundt

'Thirty-two feet per second squared, eh? -- that should hold them for awhile!:

An Elf Pervert: 'Just put these on...see if they fit.'

"Me, I've traded mobility for living space and comfort...

"You know, you're giving away my heater when you put on the oven mitt."

Scientist collects star as it falls out of telescope

Fisherman.

A filing cabinet of taxes lands on the American Gothic couple.

'Yeah, well I bet your FULL of surprises, aren't you buddy boy!'

"You will do my bidding...there are several online cape auctions I want to win."

'It's Super Sheep who's able to leap electric fences in a single bound.'

"I'm sorry, but that one was too close to call."

Pantomime dame: 'Has anyone seen my successful TV and film career?' Audience: 'It's behind you!'

Catching a Cloud

"Damn! Another one of those slippery ones!"