Carp Catcher Pillows

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

"About time they did something about the rats!"

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

Balk? Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk!

"Did Yogi Berra ever say anything besides 'It ain't over till it's over'?"

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

"I'm over here, dummy!"

'Hang in there for a few more minutes! It's looking good! Almost got it!'

"Idiot! I signaled for a sinker!"

Humane Mouse Trap "It doesn't kill them,. It just makes them feel really guilty about inconveniencing you."

'Tighten the drag, Billy! Don't lose him! He's a keeper!'

An Elf Pervert: 'Just put these on...see if they fit.'

Shows Bundt

'Thirty-two feet per second squared, eh? -- that should hold them for awhile!:

'Psst - my wife works part time for the IRS!'

"Me, I've traded mobility for living space and comfort...

"You know, you're giving away my heater when you put on the oven mitt."

Scientist collects star as it falls out of telescope

A filing cabinet of taxes lands on the American Gothic couple.

Fisherman.

'Yeah, well I bet your FULL of surprises, aren't you buddy boy!'

"I'm sorry, but that one was too close to call."

"You will do my bidding...there are several online cape auctions I want to win."

Pantomime dame: 'Has anyone seen my successful TV and film career?' Audience: 'It's behind you!'

'It's Super Sheep who's able to leap electric fences in a single bound.'

'Are his pitches as hard and fast as people say,'

'Sure, I catch it once in a while, but nothing beats the chase.'

"Damn! Another one of those slippery ones!"