Cabinet Catcher Pillows

A filing cabinet of taxes lands on the American Gothic couple.

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

Opening the door to new customers

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

Musical Web

A Venus cow trap.

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Lessons from the Blakely Art School (Now Defunct)

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'

I can't believe school's starting back up, Ernie! Yeah. What happened to summer?!!! Well, Frank we played baseball, swam in the lake, visited cousins, picnicked in the park, drank lemonade, rode bikes, went to camp, played video games, ate s'mores, learned magic tricks, caught fireflies, hiked long trails, gazed at stars, made ice cream, rode rides at the fair, built sand castles, read scary books, camped in the yard, watched fireworks, ran races, flew kites, grew vegetables, did chores, wate

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

Balk? Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk!

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it!'

"Did Yogi Berra ever say anything besides 'It ain't over till it's over'?"

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

"Idiot! I signaled for a sinker!"

"Hey, Federson. Did you hear that someone around here has been stealing everybody's ideas?"

Music Piracy

'Psst - my wife works part time for the IRS!'

Shows Bundt

"Sometimes, on a day like this, I can just catch the faintest smell of youth."

'Have fun, but be careful - those things are loaded with nones, keys and loose change.'

"I'm afraid there was a fly trap..."

"You know, you're giving away my heater when you put on the oven mitt."

The Saxophonist

' I thought we had six fish in the livewell.'

Catching Coconuts.

"Congratulations, Henderson. I've decided to make you, 'Minister in charge of cock-ups'."

'Yeah, well I bet your FULL of surprises, aren't you buddy boy!'

"I'm sorry, but that one was too close to call."

"I see you still have the president's ear."

'Those had better not be army ants again.'

Man imprisioned by suit like bird imprisoned by canary