Caper Catcher Pillows

"Your third degree of the second suspect was first rate."

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

"Projectile hairballing."

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

"Hey, guys I found a way out."

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

Balk? Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk!

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

'Get Doc Weston and Tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight.' The talking dog goes over to the doctor's house and simply says 'woof'.

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

"Did Yogi Berra ever say anything besides 'It ain't over till it's over'?"

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

Cookie Thief

"Idiot! I signaled for a sinker!"

Houdini's Dog.

"You realize, I guess, that you've left your DNA on that."

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

Shows Bundt

"Keep it running."

'Thirty-two feet per second squared, eh? -- that should hold them for awhile!:

'Psst - my wife works part time for the IRS!'

Gertie's never been the same since she got the cape

"Rufus, stop being naughty with Mrs. Curtis!"

Bad Dog!

Ice Cream Lover

"You know, you're giving away my heater when you put on the oven mitt."

"I'm sorry, but that one was too close to call."

Superheroes.

"You want twenty bones delivered? Are you sure Mr Jones? You usually order two bones a week."

'I'm in a barking cessation training program. This is how I express my hostility.'