Carol Crafter Gifts

'You do realise this means 2000 years of Christmas records.'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Do it yourself books.

Non-Denominational Carols

"I had to skip my workout."

Wordplay: Export.

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

Boy whistling at crackers.

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

Lazy plumber.

'On the other hand, you must never, ever work in mysterious ways.'

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

One tends to the sick. The other manages a large estate. Interestingly, a caregiver and a caretaker are not on opposite sides of an interaction.

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

Cross-country knitting.

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

"All brooms are useless. . .!!"

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

"My fees are quite high, and yet you say you have little money. I think I'm seeing a conflict of interest here."

'Yes, I received your resume that you emailed. I ran a fact check and I was wondering if you know that a half truth is a whole lie.'