Carol Crafter T-Shirts

'You do realise this means 2000 years of Christmas records.'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Do it yourself books.

Non-Denominational Carols

"I had to skip my workout."

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

Wordplay: Export.

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

Lazy plumber.

'On the other hand, you must never, ever work in mysterious ways.'

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

Cross-country knitting.

"All brooms are useless. . .!!"

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

"My fees are quite high, and yet you say you have little money. I think I'm seeing a conflict of interest here."

'Yes, I received your resume that you emailed. I ran a fact check and I was wondering if you know that a half truth is a whole lie.'

"I had to get braces."