Carnivore On The Course Gifts

Jurassic Country Club.

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

A butcher and his apprentice.

*=Hotdog

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

'White meat or dark?'

"Man, what I wouldn't do for one of those free-range meals right now."

The Butcher of 35th street.

Cooked rare.

"Steak for breakfast, steak for lunch, steak for dinner. . . you can't stop evolution!"

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

'No! Not rare, not medium, not well-done: I want my steak raw! Thank you...'

Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

"So who gets the rib eye and who gets the salad?"

'Your businessman's lunch, sir — Raw meat and whiskey.'

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

Too rare perhaps?

Caveman restaurant: Oogs Pieces of cooked meet: Over one Dozen Served.

'Would you like it rare, very rare or still running? We close in twenty minutes.'

"There's been a terrible mistake!!"

"Oh yes sir, white collar—very tender."

'OK, it's a deal: I'll get you a Christmas Turkey if you get me a big Salmon...'

Ground Game!

We'll have whatever they are

'Not at all, Mr. Porker, we already have several pigs working in our company cafeteria.'

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

"Sure, dead meat is good...it's just that sometimes I'd like a nice salad or a fruit cup!"

"Check this out. If you pace back and forth, it hypnotizes them and they give you a steak."

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."

Dr Atkins on a date: 'Why does he keep looking at me like I'm a piece of meat?'