Caribbean Dreamers Gifts

Souvenir Cannon - "Caribbean Cruise '49-'51"

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

Segregated Beach

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

The Piano Dreams Of Home

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"We've got a problem."

Summer's coming! Occupy Cornwall!

"I read somewhere that when two people live together for a long time they start to look like each other."

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'Well at least we've got some shade from the sun.'

"I spy something blue."

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

"Welcome to the staff! The compensation is generous and they have good benefits. They're cutting out our paid Bahamas cruise though, because too many employees never came back."

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

"It's a sand castle, dear. Assembly required."

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

Death takes a holiday.

Cod Psychologists.

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

"The only problem with working for a pirate is that we tend to only sail in the Caribbeans: It gets boring after a while..."

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

Desert island survivor won't go home to Canada

'Jam roly-poly, treacle tart, ice cream... We're in luck, it's a dessert island.'

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

"I'm prescribing two weeks in the carribean. You've got mold."

'Whatever happens, we mustn't let life get on top of us!'

"Are you talking to me?"