Caribbean Dreamers Gifts

Souvenir Cannon - "Caribbean Cruise '49-'51"

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

Segregated Beach

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

Summer's coming! Occupy Cornwall!

"I read somewhere that when two people live together for a long time they start to look like each other."

"We've got a problem."

~ S.O.S.

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

The Piano Dreams Of Home

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'Well at least we've got some shade from the sun.'

"Welcome to the staff! The compensation is generous and they have good benefits. They're cutting out our paid Bahamas cruise though, because too many employees never came back."

That's my summer place.

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

"I spy something blue."

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

"It's a sand castle, dear. Assembly required."

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

Death takes a holiday.

Cod Psychologists.

Listen, just focus on making it to the sea – You can worry about what you'll do with the rest of your life later.

"The only problem with working for a pirate is that we tend to only sail in the Caribbeans: It gets boring after a while..."

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

Desert island survivor won't go home to Canada

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

'Jam roly-poly, treacle tart, ice cream... We're in luck, it's a dessert island.'

'Whatever happens, we mustn't let life get on top of us!'

"I'm prescribing two weeks in the carribean. You've got mold."