Carefree Worker Pillows

Interviewee: 'Nah, work related stress isn't a problem - I've never taken a job seriously enough for it to bother me!'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

'It's baseball season!'

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

"That's the deep end."

Whatever!

Desk boxes: 'In', 'Out', and 'What ever'.

'He's making preparations for his elderly care.'

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

"They grow up so slow."

Weathervanes.

"I never think about cholesterol when I'm on vacation."

Doug Kenney

"I quit worrying. I've gone 100% non-non and completely free-free."

'It may be goofing off to you, but to me it's biding my time.'

'I don't worry about anything. My Mom does all the worrying for me.'

"This is the software for my head."

"First the good news, there's no longer any point in you eating broccoli."

Lethargics Anonymous - In, Out and Pending Trays.

Lunch.

'I vote we throw caution to the wind.'

Recipes from the Revised Senior Citizen Cookbook

"Finding $20 while on bathroom clean-up duty."

"Today, class, I'm proud to announce my tenure."

'The best part of growing old is not having to invest for the long term.'

'Working from home is great! You can keep your mind occupied watching daytime TV.'

'Pemberly, I'd like to tweak you ignorance.'

"He usually works from home."

'Thanks for the 4 day work week. Now Thursdays are the new Fridays!'

'Have you guys ever actually read the directions on a box of shake'n'bake?'