Care Bear Collector Gifts

"Hi, we're Intensive Care Bears."

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

Dog in love

"It's called, 'Goth'."

"It's his emotional support animal."

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

Childlike love

Teddy and friends.

Drawing on the left side of the barn.

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

A fairground attraction

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"Exactly how long were you home schooled?"

Insecurity hits Wall Street

Child Brings Teddy Bear to Vet

"I couldn't bear to be without you."

'Now I'm going to lump all your nagging little worries into one big complex.'

"Bev sure takes the last leg literally."

Jumble Sale

Davey Crockets Teddy Bear hat

'It has ten speeds but only one has been used.'

'Do these pants come with bigger belt loops?'

"I can't eat anything- I'm stuffed."

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

'I don't think my parents are ready for me to come out of the closet just yet.'

Teddy Bears in the wild

Three bears hibernating

"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"

'No collar, no din-din,' said Mrs. Flint firmly. 'Omigosh,' thought Larry, 'Fifi will never give it back!'

"Your husband's operation was successful and he can now freely move his arms and legs!...You might want to consider having this surgery yourself!"

'You know Solomon, I just keep feeling that something isn't quite right today.'

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

"Is it just me or does the dog seem calmer since you got it that new collar?"