Bear Cuddler Gifts

'And just exactly what would make you a happy camper?'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"Pick me!"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

A midwife holding a baby

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Dog Dreams

Canine Companion

'Cow in love'

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

Cling-On Dog

'No. no. When your wife asked you to change the baby, she meant the diaper.'

Love a Mutt

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Pet a Puppy

Dog lover

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"I hate it when we fight."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

"He's already getting attached to you."

"What did you expect in the land of milk and honey?"

Beware of the Dog Hair.

Shelter Cat Nap

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

Bed Seasons

"What's he doing? A nap in the middle of a work day? Oh, I like this..."

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."