Carbon Hesitator Pillows

'You're a selfish, egotistical, eco-vandal, oil-sucking son-of-a-bitch!'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

The oil trap.

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

Magazines - All Special Green Issues.

Venice Floods

"One slice—hold the bread."

CO2 - Finding the truth.

'Just how much carbon are we supposed to offset?'

'I wonder if everyone else is making as much effort as us to reduce global warming.'

COP26 GLASGOW

Hourglass earth - time running out

"Hurray! We've solved global warming!"

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

Net Zero Superstitions

Climate Change Denier's Playbook

'Oh no! I've had tons wiped off my footprint.'

"Cough cough"

Carbon capture and storage

"Sorry, but I didn't switch from unsanitary handshakes to fist bumps just to start group hugging!"

Nitrogen Emissions

'It's difficult to get passioniate about things you can't pronounce.'

'I'm trying to transmute lead into a combustible fuel that will produce no smoke.' 'Turning it into gold will be easier.'

'Okay! Okay! Maybe we do have a global warming problem.'

"When they said they wanted to be saved, I assumed they were talking long term."

Heathrow Protesters - This airport's rubbish!

'Due to concerns about Global Warming...I'm through with cooking.'