Carbon Specialist Pillows

"I'm Doc, and there's Dopey, Bashful, Sneezy. . . .Mr Peabody who deals with carbon and energy management."

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

Water power.

Ethanol and foreign oil.

'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.'

If we run with this account, we'll be accused of being ethically challenged and morally bankrupt...anyone got a problem with that?

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

"I brought in Ron to help us reach an untapped resource."

Igloo Windfarm.

Oil on Mars.

Green Lamp Lighting Monument

"I'm afraid he's not much fun in the evenings. He's solar powered."

"I miss the palm tree, also, but at least we can have a refrigerator."

'Oh no! I've had tons wiped off my footprint.'

"We are now required to tell you to fasten your seatbelt for the following Stock Market report...."

'Our vows didn't say anything about hedge fund mis-management!'

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

Solar eels.

You should all get along beautifully. Fred handles toxic wastes, Doris works at a nuclear reactor, and Walter just isn't taking any chances.

"Welcome back, Mr. Bigley. Some messages came in for you while you were dead."

Beaver looking at the Hoover dam thinking 'You've got to be kidding me.'

Flowers growing out of a turbine.

Wind farm

Some just ain't cut out for wind farmin'.

"However, there's still one main problem with our new high tech wind turbines"

'Sorry, but the reality is, even your wind turbine needs to be oiled.'

Sustainable SUV.

Fridays For Future

'This is the first hydrochloric factory to run on wind power'

'My wife's an ecology nut. What can you suggest that hasn't contributed to pollution at any time during its manufacture?'

'Our company will solve the world's energy problems. Every day's worth of oil will burn for eight days.'

Desert Island Wind Farm

"I'm barbecuing with alternative energy sources, so the sausages could take a while."

Nord Stream 2