Carbon Champion Pillows

Bus driver says to passenger: 'This IS a green bus, but that doesn't mean you can recycle your ticket.'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

The Environmentalist

Natural Disasters

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Climate Change

David Attenborough's Morning

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

An angry barbecue.

Bailout, Poverty, Environment, Peace - Money for the needy.

'...and this is the water garden...'

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

'I wish there was some way we could reduce emissions here.'

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

Climate Change

'I can't sleep for thinking about global warming.'

"I don't know how this ends. . ."

Saving earth.

"I don't think of it as an environmental disaster, I think of it as inventing extinct animals."

"We ran the numbers on how climate change will affect economic growth, but the numbers got so spooked they just kept running."

The new rain dance.

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"Nice high concept, but what happens in the final reel?"

"I think the scientists want us to realize our world is warming and do something before future generations can't live here anymore, but it's tough to focus when cheese is so good."

'Aaaga! I'm melting! I'm melting!'

"The nominees"

Methane Emissions