Carbon Champion T-Shirts

Bus driver says to passenger: 'This IS a green bus, but that doesn't mean you can recycle your ticket.'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

The Environmentalist

Natural Disasters

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Climate Change

"Don't you think it's time you turned off those lights?"

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Did you let the global warming skeptics into eco club? Yeah. It went fine. We agreed to work on today's environmental problems. We don't have to wait 50 years to clean up toxic waste dumps! Amen.

Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'

David Attenborough's Morning

Bailout, Poverty, Environment, Peace - Money for the needy.

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

An angry barbecue.

'...and this is the water garden...'

Don't worry, if things don't work out in America we can always take the Bering Land Bridge back to Asia.

Climate Change

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

'I wish there was some way we could reduce emissions here.'

'I can't sleep for thinking about global warming.'

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

"I don't know how this ends. . ."

Saving earth.

'Aaaga! I'm melting! I'm melting!'

Do you have air pollution problems?

"I think the scientists want us to realize our world is warming and do something before future generations can't live here anymore, but it's tough to focus when cheese is so good."

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

"The nominees"

The new rain dance.

"I don't think of it as an environmental disaster, I think of it as inventing extinct animals."

"We ran the numbers on how climate change will affect economic growth, but the numbers got so spooked they just kept running."

Methane Emissions