Carbon Specialist T-Shirts

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

Water power.

If we run with this account, we'll be accused of being ethically challenged and morally bankrupt...anyone got a problem with that?

Ethanol and foreign oil.

'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.'

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

"I brought in Ron to help us reach an untapped resource."

"I'm afraid he's not much fun in the evenings. He's solar powered."

Oil on Mars.

Igloo Windfarm.

Green Lamp Lighting Monument

"I miss the palm tree, also, but at least we can have a refrigerator."

'Oh no! I've had tons wiped off my footprint.'

"We are now required to tell you to fasten your seatbelt for the following Stock Market report...."

'Our vows didn't say anything about hedge fund mis-management!'

Solar eels.

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

Beaver looking at the Hoover dam thinking 'You've got to be kidding me.'

Wind farm

Flowers growing out of a turbine.

"Welcome back, Mr. Bigley. Some messages came in for you while you were dead."

You should all get along beautifully. Fred handles toxic wastes, Doris works at a nuclear reactor, and Walter just isn't taking any chances.

Some just ain't cut out for wind farmin'.

"However, there's still one main problem with our new high tech wind turbines"

Sustainable SUV.

Fridays For Future

'Sorry, but the reality is, even your wind turbine needs to be oiled.'

Nord Stream 2

'This is the first hydrochloric factory to run on wind power'

Desert Island Wind Farm

"I'm barbecuing with alternative energy sources, so the sausages could take a while."

"According to my calculations, the world's water level will not rise due to global warming!"